You may have noticed that notifications from Pipedrive end with "motivational quotes" like:
You're receiving this email because you are not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need to sell, people buy from him.
You're a born deal closer. If not today then some day.
We reckoned these quotes would make these official-sounding notifications a little more interesting, and so far people seemed to have liked them. It's good fun coming up with these tongue-in-cheek quotes, and it's time to let you have some as well. Please add your funny and motivational quotes in comments, and the best ones will have an eternal life in Pipedrive. We also reserve the right to send our T-shirts to three authors of best quotes.
Photo on poster by APatterson